My Dream

This post is about a dream I had. It's not from Euan in any way, and because it's a dream, I might have misremembered it. I just wanted to say that you all know it might not be 100% accurate, like the rest of my posts.

Anyway.

I woke up in a cold sweat last night. We had the heating on for a bit yesterday, so the flat was far too warm and then after sleeping naked without a duvet, it was cold. My body got confused and angry at me and I woke up. I'm only mentioning temperature, because it had nothing to do with the sweat I was in. The sweat was induced by the notion that Euan Menzies is not a household name. I mean, I know if you type "deeatribe" into google, a post about Euan comes up, even although it's nothing to do with him; so that is an achievement, but that's about it. If you google his name, you've got to look down through about 4 links, before he comes up; and that's unacceptable.

I don't know what I need to do to make Euan a world famous name. Euan - that's the point. I want his first name to be synonymous for him. I want people to hear "Euan" and instantly think of Euan Menzies; like Kylie, Madonna, Justin, Steve (doesn't really work with Steve, but you get the idea)

Then again, that is something I love about Euan's name. It is so monosyllabic, that it doesn't connote, denote or emote anything. It's just a noise. Some animals probably make the noise without thinking. It's the same as "Paul". It doesn't mean anything. "Euan" is never going to be the hero of any story. He's never going to achieve anything great and he's never going to be a WW2 pin-up girl; for obvious reasons. I've thought about bringing out a t-shirt range with his wee face plastered over peoples' chests, but that's about as far as my plans go. I'm sure there are a million other ways we can make him famous (stickers of his name around campus, for example (genius. This is going to happen soon)), but I don't know.

The whole point of this is that I would like you people to come up with ideas to make him a superstar. World famous, preferably, but I'll settle for Dundee or even Dundee Uni famous, if I have to.

I want him to be the new rector with a bigger turn out than ever before. I want him to be known. I want him to be somebody. If people don't understand why, just read a few of these blogs and you'll see why. As well as that, he's just my hobby, I guess.