Pyramid Boy

Euan's got a new thing. A new little quirk, you could say. It's something that he started doing a year ago, but found today and started adding to and changing. I could keep describing it without saying what it is, but this ambiguity is starting to confuse me, too.

He draws all of his friends.

I left that sentence on it's own, so it sets in better. Read it again... am I the only one that thinks that that is a really weird? He has literally drawn all of his friends in a pyramid with him on the top, reaching into the sky. I should be flattered, I am drawn on his right hand side (as his right hand man, get it?) but slightly beneath him (like he's pissing on me, get it?).

When I asked how everyone is placed, he said it's hierarchical. Then he mumbled something about me being right handed, and because I'm on the right hand side it'd be hard for me to give him a hand shandy (the same is true for Liam on the left hand side, being left handed). As if I would even want to.

There were a few people who had to be deleted from the friend's pyramid (sorry Rachel (you brought it on yourself really (slag))), but I can't mention who they are. he also refused to delete Lisa Stott, which confused me a lot. Then again, she was right at the bottom of the pyramid, so we'd have no support if he removed her.

He's only done a rough outline for the pyramid so far, but will be posting it online soon. So watch this space and you'll see that this is all 100% true.

This is so mental, I couldn't have made it up. Then again, none of this is made up, so we're safe.