The End is Nigh'

Euan is threatening to move out. I don't know what to do. I'm lost and genuinely confused. Who'll walk to the shops with me? Or hold my hand when I'm scared? Or be sarcastic whenever I speak?

It all started this morning. He had lots of weird dreams last night, but the weirdest one was him going on an erasmus exchange to Barcelona. He thinks he's going to do it next year and then he says he probably wont come back. It's the end of an era. Admittedly, there is still like 7 months until the end of the uni year, but I miss the little idiot already.

Little things I'll miss;

1) He is hungry just now, but every time I say "shall we go out for some munch?" he says "yeah, the post office. I've got parcels to get". I'm all like; "get some lunch on the way" and he just keeps going; "pick up my parcels, lick a stamp"

2) I can't speak without him being passive aggressive for no reason.

3) He's friendly and buys me boosts, sometimes (rarely)

4) He always watched anime and plays games that are like 20 years old, and thinks they're good, just because they're old. Well they're not. They're rubbish.

I don't have a number five, because he's not that great.

He said today that if I ever get famous and really rich, he wont let me make him do things for money. I'm still on track to get him living in a small metal box for a day, but he's trying to ruin my fun and I don't know why.

Anyway, he's hungry. So I need to go and put some food down for him.