Euan's Wii Party

2001 viewers, I'm fucking loving it. Euan is indifferent, but thank you to the seven or eight people who've been following his life for so long.

So, Euan's wii (wee) party.

About a month ago, Euan invited everyone he knows (all fourteen of them) to our flat to play a game on the wii. The event was quite successful. He set it up as a competition so that people had a real reason to come and the night was a good laugh. Sadly, the night was marred by the theme; something which we can't change now.

Euan invited this gang of renegades (I know I wrote that, but they are neither a gang, nor renegades. I felt left out, because I'm not a computing student... I hope that gives you a general idea of the night) around to play a game of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. This game is a Nintendo game, where all of the Nintendo characters fight against each other to prove which one is the least useless. Generally speaking, Mario is shite, Kirby is awesome and all of the pokemon characters are in between.

I don't want to slag the night off, because I came third out of fourteen people (students), but genuinely the night was weird. If it wasn't for people wanting to check email or play minecraft, you'd think it was an actual party. There were even some people smoking 'student cigarettes'; which I fully condone and enjoy.

If anybody came here expecting me to slag Euan off, I can imagine that you're pretty disappointed so far. Well, don't worry, because Euan has said a few things recently that give me reason to start writing. Here they are.

Euan went out tonight with the soul goal of finding a girlfriend. Not even a girl he's dated before and can guilt trip into another year of Hell; a new girl. He told me and Jess tonight that he wants to double date and that if he doesn't find anybody new by the 18th of November, he'd kill himself. Admittedly, he might already be dead, but here's hoping not.

He told me and Jess (a reliable witness (she's English. When have they ever been unreliable and gone about killing us Scots indiscriminately)) that if he doesn't find a girl and can't muster up the Cahones (testicles) to end it all, that he's going to have a baby with me. Science (bless you) has recently made it possible to take two male sperms (as opposed to female sperms) and create a human from it. Euan has decided that he wants a child which is half mine and half his. He says if it comes out as a girl, he'd kill it, but hey ho, let's hope it's a boy.

Anyway, he's as gimp as ever, so nothing's changed. If you have any questions about him, just ask, or comment "?" on his facebook wall. He's told me recently, that he loves it when we do that.

ps; he appeared in a wee film recently. Enjoy!