Ginger Toddler

So, Euan has done it again. Not only has he insulted somebody in broad day light, but he's made a toddler cry, run away and almost get run over. I've told him before; if he wants to insult people, wait until it's dark, follow them up alleyways and shout abuse at them while waving his willy, but does he listen? Does he fuck. He just saunters up to people in the Overgate, arrogant as the day he was born and abuses them. Well I've had enough.

Anyway...here is the latest episode in Euan's abusive life.

Euan and I were walking up the escalator beside new look in the Overgate (I know what you're thinking already. Who walks up escalators? Well, there's your answer - Euan does. He has that thing that those fainting goats/cats have (i.e. he faints a lot when he stands still). We got to the top of the moving stairs and he started to run towards this poor teenager mother (slag) and her ginger child. He walked right up and picked the child out the pram. The woman was screaming a lot, but he calmed her down. Then he shouted “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS BABY?”. The woman was terrified and the baby even more so.
“pardon?” she politely answered
“Have you been making this baby run a marathon?” he said slightly more calmly.
“No…”
“THEN WHY IS IT SO RED IN THE HAIR? HAAAAAAAAA” then he dropped the baby and ran away. I’ve not seen him since, so if you see him just tell him he’s a naughty boy.

He’ll probably pretend he’s forgotten about it or that it didn’t happen, so I say we post “ginger toddler” on his facebook page.

Love Paul (your real Mum)!