Euan's Diary; 04.07.08

I saw MGS4 today. Iain has borrowed it from Euan, which I think is weird because poor wee Euan only got it like two weeks ago. Euan is so generous. He always gives people stuff. This one time he decided not to be generous and was really rude to a homeless junkie. The poor junkie only wanted 40p and Euan refused to give it to him. I don’t know what Euan did to upset the poor man so much, but we read in the paper the next day that he was arrested, because he walked down the street and hospitalised somebody. Well done, Euan. I can't wait till you get stopped by some charity asking for a standing order of £5 a month.

Euan is also great at computer games. He has such nimble hands… I bet he’s great in bed.
I haven’t seen Euan enough in the holidays so far, which is a shame. Euan’s family always go on weird holidays into the hills. Whenever you see any family photos of his, he is always wearing a backpack on a hill, in the middle of nowhere. I don’t think he enjoys walking. His Dad does and I am sure that Euan only goes with his family to impress them and so that they love him more.

Euan’s little brother is going out with my little brother’s ex-girlfriend. What a coincidence. I guess it runs in the family.

Every time Euan takes a girl’s virginity, he changes his MSN name to a Red Hot Chilli Pepper’s song called “Breaking the Girl”. I haven’t decided if it’s creepy of cute yet. It’s definitely meandering around the creepy.

I love Euan.