The father, the son and the holy spirit are all the same thing. That means that God, Jesus and whoever the spirit is (Santa?) are the same person. It also means that God, although being Jesus, is also Jesus' dad.
My favourite part about this, that took me 20 years yo realise is that God kept all the good powers for himself. Was he scared that his Son would grow up and usurp him? Think about it like this;
God has the power to create the universe in an instant. Then he has time for a nap (which he didn't need, cause he's God) and then come back every day for the next 5, to create little things like animals, man and light.
Jesus has the power to turn water into wine and to make tuna sandwiches last for almost a whole party.
I really don't think God made it very fair for his son at all. He can do all of this amazing universe creating, sea parting stuff, and his poor wee son gets fishy, bready wine powers. If anything, Jesus is French. I know he could throw an amazing party for 11 close friends and 1 cunt, but when compared to ten plagues and using a burning bush as wifi, he really has all of the shit powers.
Oh, and if it wasn't for being able to sneak around in heavy boots, Santa would be powerless, too.
Not a very fair distribution of powers from a supposedly benevolent God at all, I'd say.
3 comments:
Moses parted the sea. FOOL!
Also, this is the first comment I've ever made on this blog! :O
Moses didn't part the seas. God parted the seas for moses.
Yeah god broke some smelly wind - puff puff puff puff - he broke just enough -nuff nuff nuff nuff- And through the sea he blew a path, that's how he got across!
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