Cafe Musings Special (by Euan)

This was written by Euan, so give the wee brat a chance.

I like cafes. I always have. I also like that Paul's phone changed cafes to cages. It says a lot about him and nothing about me.

There's cheesy Christmas music on. It reminds me of when we used to go to Christmas at my uncles house. He lives in Aberdeen and he's the reason I am so obsessed with the place. It was always so cheery and the whole family would get up and dance, like at the end of home alone, except I hadn't just assaulted some strangers who were trying to Maddie McCann me.

I love Aberdeen so much that I had to make sure at least half of the people I lived with when I moved out were from there. We could have great chats about Aberdeen and my uncle, even
Although they never met him. I always thought it was funny that they'd never met him because he's a pretty swell guy and doesn't afraid of everything. He once stamped on a spider that was trying to attack me. He's so brave.

I had a dream the other night that me and Paul were playing a board game. It wasn't a real game, like 'Tip The Balance' from Waddingtons or 'Monopoly' from Mr Monopoly, it was just a game that my dream made up. Pretty much, I had to stop Paul biting things. In a lot of ways, it was a board game of my life and that's why I love cafes.

I know this isn't wrapped up as neatly as Paul's blogs, so I'll end with my catchphrase. All women enjoy a squashed toffee.

Brilliant. Well done wee man. Let's all congratulate him on his wall!