The Sin Of A Thousand

Euan carries guilt and sin that none of us can understand. I would say he doesn't deserve it, but he just said; "get back to your fucking country. Get back to Istanbul... I bet you're not even from Istanbul". This could be taken seriously and classes as racist, if he wasn't just saying it to himself. I worry for him. He is in his own country and he feels guilty for it.

He also says he feels guilty because I once had a chat with his girlfriend and now he thinks he has to chat to my girlfriend all the time. Not that he doesn't love her.

I stopped speaking and Euan said all of this; "I'm sorry I have to tell you this when I'm drunk. This fucking stuff hurts my lips to fuck. What salad and sauce? LOL. I might be drunk. Owwwww. Too true." - and now you see where I get my material from.

Euan has a new fetish. Hotel lounges. He just told me that he thinks that they should hand out martinis at the door, because it would encourage sex. He specified that he wants to have sex in the lounge. I don't see the fascination. I think it's because he is nervous about sex and having it infront of so many people would encourage him. Even if somebody shouted encouragement at somebody else, he could pretend it was for him. Even if it wasn't his name used;

Stanger ; "nice power strokes there, Dave"
Euan; "THANK YOU"
Stranger; "Who are you? Dave is black"

etc, etc.

I saw him naked the other day... I say that, I felt him naked. He had a discussion today with my girlfriend about the fact that I've never seen him naked. She says that he sounded disappointed.

Euan saved Iain's hallway today. Jodie was about to spew and he (with the combined force of the one and only Lisa Stoat) grabbed her by the hair and threw her into the toilet. She aimed for the toilet and somehow managed to be sick on her own hands...she was holding her own hair back and still managed to spew on her hands. That is disgusting. Euan Menzies gave this short statement;

"I don't know why I helped her. I wanted to see that idiot spew all over the breakfast bar"

You live and you learn.

Variety is a spice best served cold. Discuss?

Anyway, you have your homework, so I will return later.

Euan's favourite show;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVVgd2XNqGY

- Paul
"Lying in the gutter, but looking up your skirt"