LOL

Me: "So yeah, David is a rubbish vegetarian now - eating pork sausages every day. Why doesnt he just eat seafood if he wants some protein? :S"
Mum: "you put him off seafood :S"
me: "I did?"
Mum: "Well, it depends. I'm not sure if cutting off a mussel's penis and throwing it at him was off-putting"

LOL xD I love my family :P

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