Squashed Toffee

Euan and I were in a lift recently. It was awkward just the two of us, and then on the fourth floor (we were going down (not like that)) two young freshers got on the lift. Euan turned to me and was all; “You know? Aye? Aye?” I was like; “not a fucking clue”. Then he said something to me that I’ll never forget, because I can’t, because it’s seared in my mind; “All girls love a squashed toffee”.
If you’re as lost as me, post the words “Squashed toffee” on his facebook wall.